Saturday, September 30, 2006

Topic: How to focus on studies in University(For Shafiq)


Based on my personal experiences, I realised that girls in university can be a distraction. The photo below explains why. Note that this may not be a good actual depiction but nonetheless,it explains my point



As such, I have decided to try out a few remedies. Firstly, I ate as much of these as possible


"Golden Gaytime Icecream"


Secondly, during my spare time, I read magazines as such




The effects were compounded and can be visibly seen after 1 month.



Disclaimer: Guys, try at your own risk. The effect is reversible though.To rectify this, try this product


Exemption Clause: The author of this blog hereby exclude himself from all possible misrepresentation associated with the brands illustrated in this blog. Under no law will he be liable for breach of both implied and expressed terms indicated in the Trade Practices ACT. This is merely fantasy narrative, do not take it too seriously!!



Note: According to Fiq,following this procedure will make guys a distraction instead.LOL.Very interesting loophole.....

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

stupid dota video... what on earth is this...? I mean... Thomas Rosicky of Arsenal playing DOTA?

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

what do you do when you suddenly lost the motivation to study.. what do you do when you get distracted when studying.. what do you when studying becomes boring.....?

Saturday, September 16, 2006

received a msg from a girl when i opened friendster today


hi
Message:
sorry,i want to ask about Andy Lau at your Friends list. is he really andy lau? if yes, how can i add him as friends...thank you,Lenny




ZZZ...Its all your fault you ah huat!!!!

Monday, September 11, 2006

decided to write something since msn is down... can't believe i am into this blogging thing....well anyway.. 2 more mths and I will be back to motherland..... don't know why... but it seems like the thought of returning home isn't thrilling me yet... maybe because I don't have much to look forward to.... which reminds me of my impending national service liability which I have to see out when i return... arghh...... But since I love Singapore so much( really!), I shall serve the nation with no complains( with no respect to my previous history of complains).

Quote of the day:"I could have been a fireman in Civil Defence.Instead, I chose to be a man who was constantly living on fire."

Thursday, September 07, 2006

"Life is not about the amount of breath you take. It's the moment that takes your breath away."

Friday, September 01, 2006

whats happening man? Tevez and Mascherano signed for West Ham over Man Utd, Chelsea and Arsenal? Whats going on in their minds man...........